The Noah's Ark Burger Fiasco

2 Mar

I like my occasional fast food indulgences like the next person; in fact I relish it. The idea of dreaming in a sweet cloud of vanilla milkshake while wrapped in crunchy apple pie clusters is enough for my poor body to shiver in ecstasy. I may suddenly be diagnosed with diabetes; I won’t be surprised.

I digress.

When my good friends Darryl and Big Josh invited me to Burger King I didn’t know that I would find myself thanking my lucky stars that

a) I brought my camera with me and

b) no one needed to call an ambulance.

Big Josh decided to tackle Something Awful‘s challenge The Noah’s Ark Burger. Here are the results:

EDIT: More pictures can be seen at Marc’s blog.

5 Responses to “The Noah's Ark Burger Fiasco”

  1. marc 02. Mar, 2010 at 11:48 pm #

    more images here: http://www.marccocchio.com/2010/03/best-first-impression-ever.html

  2. darryltheglen 02. Mar, 2010 at 11:52 pm #

    I, too, am very much glad for a) and b)! More so for a) than b), to be honest. Does that make me a bad person? o.O

  3. Ana 02. Mar, 2010 at 11:58 pm #

    Ha ha ha. Right place, right time, good camera.

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